How to Marry a Princess
by Ada Trouble Norton
How to Marry a Princess.
First, act like you're so happy.
Second, to make sure she likes you, fall down. if she laughs, say, "Yes, that IS funny." If she doesn't, well, if she helps you, then say, "You are so nice." Then give her a flower. Then kiss her. Then hug her. Then pick her up and bow her down like a prince did. Then she will like you. Act like you're gonna save her whenever she doesn't feel safe.
Before the person tells the story about the marriage thing, pick her up and wait until the person tells the story. After that, go into your room and act like you're getting ready for a party. The end.
How to Make the Princess Happy.
First, act like she's a goddess. Second, while you're acting like she's a goddess, don't forget to feed her. Also, do everything for the princess except fold the towels. Princesses are very good at folding towels. And let her take care of the garden too. Princesses like gardens.
How to Rescue a Princess
First, cover yourself in armor because you don't know what kind of weapon the thing that caught your princess might have, and , don't forget to bring a sword and shields, and don't forget to bring a horse and an extra one for the princess to ride on. And if you can't get any horses, exercise lots so you can pick up the princess.
First kill the beast before rescuing the princess. Sneaking in doesn't always work. The princess will be so happy once you rescue her. Do not make her disappointed. Carry the princess all the way back to the house. Don't forget, don't drop her and not say sorry. That's what princesses mainly don't like.
How to Make a Princess happy.
First, buy her some pets. Ask her which kind of pet before buying her some pets. Second, decorate her room better than yours. Third, give her lots of flowers that smell good. And give the ugly ones to yourself.
Even if one looks pretty but smells bad, do not put it in her room. Also, don't forget to give her a dress every day.
How to not Embarrass a Princess
First, do not drop her and laugh. Second, do not laugh when she is hurt. Third, well, basically, just don't annoy her.
How to Clean up a Princess's Room
First, act like you're holding the shiny things like you're holding a trophy and bowing down to give the trophy to the person who won it. Then put all the flowers and stuff, use them like you're marrying a princess that minute. Third well basically clean up her room and don't forget, don't do it like a kid.